First things first, this Barb Lane, aka Lane 2, has been a nightmare all season. It’s just too slippery at the end of it; Horses have been falling all year long! I’ve had horse track experts and groundskeepers working in all year to no avail. I should’ve known something controversial would happen because of that … Continue reading DAR: Race #12- Controversial Finish!
The Dance-Off
For this one, we’re going back a couple of years to a small town wedding reception. It was my uncles wedding, with maybe 60 people at the reception. Just about everyone in attendance was white, so I’m sure you could guess what songs were played- YMCA, Shout, Footloose, Dancing Queen and many other classics that … Continue reading The Dance-Off
DAR: Race #11- New Special Lane Added!
Let's face it, as entertaining as a horse falling down right at the finish line might be, we're starting to become more and more worried about the safety of these horses (and about PETA stepping in). That's why, after several fall downs from lane 2, we've renamed that the Barb lane. Watch Race 11 for … Continue reading DAR: Race #11- New Special Lane Added!
The Great Race
Let me take you back many years ago. I had just started my life as a supply teacher. One of my first schools was extremely small, maybe 50 total students. I went in for a two day job to teach all the grade 5's and 6’s, which was maybe 15 kids. They were a nice, … Continue reading The Great Race
Sports Bets: March 24th
It's been a minute since my last bets, but I made sure to avoid giving March Madness advice. That tournament is impossible for gamblers. I'll stick to the hits, here, trying to only give surefire winners: Betting Stats: NBA: 3-2 (up $73) NHL: 6-4 (up $315) Today’s Bets- NHL: Calgary Flames -1.5 (on the road against … Continue reading Sports Bets: March 24th
DAR: Race #9: Standings Included!
After 8 races, Midnight Snack has proven to be the dominant horse with 4 wins to his name. Can anyone catch him as we're now into the second half of the season? Also, can Mure the Great rebound from that tragic fall in the last race? Enjoy The Most Exciting 20 Seconds in Sports with … Continue reading DAR: Race #9: Standings Included!
DAR: Race #8: Rivalry for Top Horse in the League is Heating Up!
WARNING: This race includes the worst fall for any horse in league history! With that out of the way, enjoy another lovely day at the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VcBgaA4atA
Blind, Deaf, or Mute?
After courageously revealing to the world that I have no sense of smell, it got me thinking- what would be the worst sense to live without? I can say firsthand that the inability to smell is not the worst. Not even close. It’s fine, really. I mean, I guess there are times when I try … Continue reading Blind, Deaf, or Mute?
DAR: Race #7- Can Anyone Take Down the Red Horse?
It's been a dominant start to the season for Midnight Snack, winning 3 of the first 6 races and two in a row! Can his hot streak continue? Well, why not find out right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAu-mv8mx7w
DAR: Race #6- Featuring a Name Change for a Struggling Horse!
The Most Exciting 20 Seconds in Sports is back for another great race! Before this one got started, there's was breaking news: A struggling horse decided to undergo a name change! See who it was and if it worked below: https://youtu.be/mfrTIhY8li8
High Ceiling Sports 