We're back for another thrilling race in the DAR! Enjoy this one under the lights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UevvQXpZtRA
DAR Horse Racing: Season 2, Race 10: Thrilling Race Lands One Horse Huge Money!
As you prepare for your Super Bowl Sunday, take a few minutes to enjoy one of the best races yet out of the DAR! https://youtu.be/aWlnQqdQInE
DAR Horse Racing: The All-Star Race!
Folks, the time has come for the first ever DAR All-Star Race! It features the top 6 horses from the first half of the season. It's an elimination style race, so the slowest horse is eliminated after each lap. Enjoy a thrilling showing from the top horses in this league: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyv1VzDw-Io
DAR Horse Racing: Season 2, Race 9- The Last Race Before the All-Star Race! (All-Star Horses revealed at the end of the video)
We're back, folks! The horses were starting to show some fatigue having raced 24 days in a row, so I decided to give them a little break. I can say with confidence that the horses are well-rested and ready to give it their all as we enter down the home stretch of season 2 (and … Continue reading DAR Horse Racing: Season 2, Race 9- The Last Race Before the All-Star Race! (All-Star Horses revealed at the end of the video)
Sports Bets: January 29th- Road Warrior Edition
Well, my last round of betting did not go so well. That'll happen, though. I do stand by those bets- the Ducks were up by scores of 3-0, 4-1 and 5-2 before the game ended 5-4. The Rangers were up 2-0 and ended up outshooting the Blue Jackets by 17 but Georgiev stunk in net. … Continue reading Sports Bets: January 29th- Road Warrior Edition
Fixing the Flawed Number System
Alright, here me out- we've been saying some of our numbers completely wrong for all these years. For whatever reason, the bozos way back when came up with the words for our number system, and we just stuck with it. It's actually insane if you really think about it. Allow me to explain. Numbers start … Continue reading Fixing the Flawed Number System
How to Fix the NBA All-Star Game
I recently wrote a passionate article about how silly the NHL is in regards to their All-Star selection process. Since I was able to release my frustrations in the form of a 1000 word article, I decided today would be a good day to relax and have some fun with my writing. That’s why I’ve … Continue reading How to Fix the NBA All-Star Game
DAR Horse Racing: Season 2, Race 6- Close Finish Leads to Slow-Mo Review!
Welcome back to The Most Exciting 20 Seconds in Sports! Enjoy another race which sees our closest finish ever! It's not often we have to break out the slow-mo finish line cam, but that's exactly what happened here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqlHuphu65Q
DAR: Season 2, Race 3- One Horse Continues Dominant Start to Season!
Day 3, folks! Shoutout to the orange horse, Seabass, for his first ever win yesterday, what a thrill! Now, enjoy as a certain horse continues his dominance in the early going this year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51EHl_bEdbs&feature=youtu.be
Scarfgate: My Grade Two Tragedy
Let me take you back to grade 2. My English teacher was Mr. Cameron. I loved the guy. Can’t tell you anything I learned that year, but Mr. Cameron was the man. What a thrill it was to have him for the year. He was the one teacher who I didn't want a supply teacher … Continue reading Scarfgate: My Grade Two Tragedy